Like "Good Magazine" recently stated, "As these machines can be scary, we should try and acclimate children early, if we want them to be able to jet set stress-free. Is your child prepared for the Police State of their future?

Here are some toys that make you wonder ......WHY?



Here is a customers reviews:
I am so excited about this toy! It is VERY VERY important to keep our kids in the 'security mode' as much as possible. Even during their innocent play, let's be sure and remind them what a DANGEROUS world we live in. They'll soon get the hang of it. After playing with this fun screening toy, they'll soon welcome being treated as potential terrorists at the airport, and hey, everywhere else too! It's the patriotic thing to do!  Comment | Permalink | Was this review helpful to you?



Here is a customers reviews:
  This playset is one of the best purchases I have made for my three-year-old. In the past, when we have been stopped at roadblocks, or when during one of Daddy's arrests, he would start crying uncontrollably. Now, after playing with this for the past several months, he is perfectly docile.

As an adjunct to this product, I would also recommend that you purchase the Playmobil Armed Standoff Playset, Fisher-Price Little People Battering Ram, and the Nerf Tear-Gas Canister Deployment Gun.

Bill of Rights sold separately.  Comments (2) | Permalink  | Was this review helpful to you?



Here is a customers reviews:

Thank you Playmobil for allowing me to teach my 5-year old the importance of recognizing what a failing bureaucracy in a ever growing fascist state looks like. Sometimes it's a hard lesson for kids to learn because not all pigs carry billy clubs and wear body armor. I applaud the people who created this toy for finally being hip to our changing times. Little children need to be aware that not all smiling faces and uniforms are friendly. I noticed that my child is now more interested in current events. Just the other day he asked me why we had to forfeit so much of our liberties and personal freedoms and I had to answer "well, it's because the terrorists have already won". Yes, they have won.

I also highly recommend the Playmobil "farm fencing" so you can take your escorted airline passenger away and fence him behind bars as if he were in Guantanamo Bay.  Comments (8) | Permalink | Was this review helpful to you?